Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Oh Father, let my country awake.

Sri Ram Sena?!?! Was Sri Ram so anti-women? I know there was some chaos on whether Sita was 'pure', but hadn't they sorted it out through the agni pariksha? I thought that would have put an end to this matter but clearly not. Sri Ram's frustrated bhakts are doing their bit for god by molesting women.

Here's what I'm referring to.

What is it with free India? Why are people in positions of influence so screwed up?!?!

*Political activists molest women when they see them drinking or dressed in anything that shows of their arms or legs

*Superstars (erstwhile criminals, but that's just incidental- not something that undermines his ability to form the leadership in the country) try to gather votes by condemning women for not taking their husbands' last names.

*Iconic filmstars publicly dis great foreign movies but don't even bother about Indian TV shows that show women in pathetic light

And this, when I had just started feeling warm and fuzzy about living in India.

There are ~2,500 people who have viewed this blog so far, so fat chance any of the intended readers of the following notes will read it. But if you do read this, and if you know any of these people, please pass on my message.

Dear women in Mangalore,

Please get together a group of 1,000 women and head to the same pub and order twice as much as you did last time. Do smoke if you can. And if these assholes do muster up the courage to come in, kick them in their balls...oops...did i say balls? Kick them where they should ideally have had balls.

Dear Sanjay Dutt,

I'm not surprised your self esteem depends on whether your wife assumed your last name. You've had a pretty crappy life, and I trust Manyata sweety is going to give you the ego boost you've been craving by OMG using the Dutt name!

Dear Amitabh Bachchan,

Understand you feel a bit unloved when you see 8 year old Latika do a better job than most Bollywood superstars. But there are millions like me who have some faith in your ability to influence this country. So do channel your energy, and eloquence to stop Ekta (Eakta, or Ektaaa) Kapoor and her types from making any more serials where women are treated worse than furniture from Sunday Bazaar

Love all,

Me

P.S. I hope Papa never reads this. He'll love me for how angry I am, but I said balls. Papa doesn't know I know the word. Haw!

5 comments:

utkarsha said...

Our country needs a 'Sita' Sena.

Star People said...

Thanks, but not needed. We don't need Hindu gods' names to kick some MCP butt!

Happy said...

Good 1.,,......

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